The most absurd "exercise" gizmos
There are devices that make our lives easier by aiding us in our everyday work, there are luxurious gadgets that we buy to spoil ourselves and then there are those that make us wonder who the intended target audience was and whether they were actually ever bought!
Neckline Slimmer- No, the name isn't a subtle or smart hint to what this product really is. It really and truly is a neckline slimmer. For those individuals plagued by those bothersome double chins or bulky necks that make the rest of your body look disproportionate. Invest in the neckline slimmer that ensures you no longer need to spend thousands on plastic surgery and can have a contoured jaw line by using this product for a few minutes a day. Some of these even go ahead and promise to reverse the effects of aging. Seriously.
Treadmill Bike- We've all heard of the gender confusion and the like but this concept takes ‘confusion' to a whole new level as it combines the features of a treadmill and a bike to give you the oh so ingenious Treadmill Bike. Although this neat little innovation doesn't seem to have taken into account what would happen if someone with bad balanced simply slid of the slanted ramp or couldn't handle the wheels. It essentially is just a skateboard or a children's scootie for adults. Really.
The Hawaii Chair- People jog until their legs go sore, swim a gazillion lengths of the pool and spend hours sweating it out in the gym but the Hawaii Chair claims that it helps you loose weight by simply sitting on it. Losing weight while doing nothing is virtually its USP. Yeh, because it really is that simple. A rotating chair that makes your hips swirl around in a hula motion thanks to a 2800 rpm motor, the image of an individual being whirred while on a seemingly ordinary chair is quiet funny.Haven't met any Hawaii Chair enthusiasts yet but you never know!
Cool Shapes Contouring Apparel - Taking the concept of easy weight loss to the next level these shorts have ice packs inserted in them so that you literally freeze your brown fat cells away. These claim that if you wear them for 30 minutes everyday the areas the ice packs cover will become firmer and smaller. Urban legend or reality? While scientists do say freezing temperatures do affect brown fat cells, if it were that easy wouldn't everyone be bedecked in these skin tight magic weight loss innovations?
